What A Coincidence; We’re Stupid Intolerant!

, , | Right | March 22, 2020

(This summer we’re selling this ridiculously big milkshake called the “luxury shake” which we mix ourselves.)

Customer: “I’d like one luxury shake, please.”

(I make it for her and hand it over. She just stares at it suspiciously for a long time.)

Me: “Something wrong?”

Customer: “What’s in that?”

Me: “In the milkshake? Well, there’s milk, ice cream, and whipped cream.”

Customer: *horrified* “But I’m lactose intolerant!”

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