What A Coincidence; We’re Stupid Intolerant!
(This summer we’re selling this ridiculously big milkshake called the “luxury shake” which we mix ourselves.)
Customer: “I’d like one luxury shake, please.”
(I make it for her and hand it over. She just stares at it suspiciously for a long time.)
Me: “Something wrong?”
Customer: “What’s in that?”
Me: “In the milkshake? Well, there’s milk, ice cream, and whipped cream.”
Customer: *horrified* “But I’m lactose intolerant!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
