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We’ve Reached The Point Where We’re Shocked When Customers Can Read

, , , | Right | April 15, 2022

I go to the store, and as I am in line for the self-checkout, I notice the employee telling everyone which terminals are card only. As I step up to the one I am going to use, before he can tell me, I tell him:

Me: “Don’t worry. I know how to read.”

Employee: “Huh?”

I point to the “Card Only” sign.

Employee: “Oh, wow! You do know how to read!”

Me: “Yeah, I learned when I was five.”

Employee: “So did I; we must’ve gone to the same school.”

Me: “Nah, I was home-schooled.”

Next Customer In Line: “Ah, he must be your long-lost brother, then.”

Me: “Well, all my siblings know how to read, too, so I guess it runs in the family!”

After I paid and left, I said, “Later, bro.” Maybe I should’ve asked for a family discount?

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