We’ve Reached The Point Where We’re Shocked When Customers Can Read
I go to the store, and as I am in line for the self-checkout, I notice the employee telling everyone which terminals are card only. As I step up to the one I am going to use, before he can tell me, I tell him:
Me: “Don’t worry. I know how to read.”
Employee: “Huh?”
I point to the “Card Only” sign.
Employee: “Oh, wow! You do know how to read!”
Me: “Yeah, I learned when I was five.”
Employee: “So did I; we must’ve gone to the same school.”
Me: “Nah, I was home-schooled.”
Next Customer In Line: “Ah, he must be your long-lost brother, then.”
Me: “Well, all my siblings know how to read, too, so I guess it runs in the family!”
After I paid and left, I said, “Later, bro.” Maybe I should’ve asked for a family discount?
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
