We’ve Been Ovary This Already
(My 17-year-old pregnant friend and I are chatting.)
Me: “When my mom was pregnant with me one of her ovaries burst.”
Girl: “How did she survive?!”
Me: “Well, they had to take her into surgery and get it out. And they had to be careful ‘cause, you know, they could have killed me.”
Girl: “But that happened to my friend’s uncle and he didn’t make it.”
Me: “…Your friend’s uncle’s ovary burst?”
Girl: “Yeah.”
Me: “Your friend’s UNCLE’S ovary burst?!”
Girl: “Yeah!”
Me: *pinches the bridge of my nose and takes a deep breath* “Okay. You’re pregnant. You DO realize only women have ovaries, don’t you?”
Girl: “I thought women had tubes.”
Me: “What do you think they’re connected to?”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?