We’ve Been Hanging Around With Different People
Me: “There’s two squirrels running along the back fence. I can’t tell if they’re flirting or fighting.”
Dad: “Well, if they’re both boys or girls, they’re probably fighting. Otherwise, they’re flirting.”
Me: “Yeah, but how can you tell them apart? They look exactly the same!”
Dad: “You just need a pair of binoculars.”
Me: “Right… and how do you sex a squirrel with binoculars?”
Dad: “Easy; you wait until they turn around and lift up their tail.” *takes sip of coffee, totally serious* “It’s the same thing with people.”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?