Were You Born Yesterday? Or At All?!

I’m in line at the Social Security office. The guy being served ahead of me looks around seventy or eighty years old.

Teller: “Sir, I need to see your birth certificate to validate your claim.”

Old Man: “I lost that years ago! I have all my ID on me!”

Teller: “But sir, if you don’t have your birth certificate, how can you prove you were ever born?”

Old Man: “Well, I wasn’t s*** out by a f****** elephant!”

My loud guffaw indicated to the teller that maybe he should have worded his statement better, so he rebounded and explained how the old guy could go about requesting a copy of his birth certificate.