We’re Still Confused
(I’m a cashier at the restaurant. A family of four guys has just come up to order. The youngest is maybe nine or ten. Note that all of our burgers usually come with ketchup, mustard, onion, and pickle.)
Boy: “Can I get a double cheeseburger meal with everything but onions?”
Me: “Did you want lettuce and tomato on that, too?”
Boy: “No.”
Me: “So…”
Boy: “And no condiments.”
Me: “So… plain? Nothing on it?”
Boy: “No. No onion, no condiments. Like, sauce.”
Me: “Oh, sorry. So, just pickle, then?”
Boy: “No. Just no onion and no condiments, but everything else.”
Me: “So… lettuce, tomato, and pickle?”
Boy: “Yes!” *walks away*
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
