We’re Pretty Sure The Cow Was Vegetarian, Though

(I’m working as a chef in a restaurant. I have just received an order for a steak sandwich. Moments later, after almost finishing the order, I receive an order cancellation for the steak sandwich.)

Guest: “Oh, sorry, is the steak beef?”

Colleague: “Yes, madam, the steak is made of beef.”

Guest: “Oh. Please change my order to a veggie sandwich. I am a vegetarian.”