We’re Positive That Was A Bad Choice
Columbus, Current Events, Health & Body, High School, Ohio, Students, Stupid, USA | Learning
| May 4, 2021
My school is hybrid with students coming in part-time due to full-time viral yuck. A student emails me that she may have been exposed to viral yuck and wants me to know she’s quarantined. I call her to check in on her.
Me: “So, you went out with friends and one of them tested positive afterward?”
Student: “Yes, ma’am. I didn’t even hang out with her that much.”
Me: “You were in different rooms the whole time?”
Student: “No, but we only got near each other to pass what we were smoking.”
Me: “…”
Student: “What?”
Me: “First of all, why are you telling me that part? Second, you put your mouth on something that had her saliva and breath on it?”
Student: “Well, now that you put it that way, I’m worried.”
