We’re Not Sleeping Together
(My boyfriend and I have been in a long distance relationship for two and a half years. We often do Skype calls while sleeping, so we can hear each other’s breathing, etc. This morning, we were napping on a call for 4.5 hours, when the call drops.)
Boyfriend: *over text* “The call failed! Did your phone die? Anyway, sleep well, princess!”
Me: “What?! I thought you were asleep this whole time! I’ve been awake!”
Boyfriend: “Oh. I was awake! I thought you were asleep!”
Me: “When did you wake up?!”
Boyfriend: “Like, two and a half hours ago!”
Me: “We are the silliest.”
Boyfriend: “Both being quiet and considerate because we thought the other was asleep. We are the best couple!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever met a customer who thought the world revolved around them?
