We’re Not Sleeping Together

| Romantic | February 9, 2015

(My boyfriend and I have been in a long distance relationship for two and a half years. We often do Skype calls while sleeping, so we can hear each other’s breathing, etc. This morning, we were napping on a call for 4.5 hours, when the call drops.)

Boyfriend: *over text* “The call failed! Did your phone die? Anyway, sleep well, princess!”

Me: “What?! I thought you were asleep this whole time! I’ve been awake!”

Boyfriend: “Oh. I was awake! I thought you were asleep!”

Me: “When did you wake up?!”

Boyfriend: “Like, two and a half hours ago!”

Me: “We are the silliest.”

Boyfriend: “Both being quiet and considerate because we thought the other was asleep. We are the best couple!”

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