We’re Not On Waterboard With This Idea
I work at a public pool.
Customer: “I have a complaint.”
Me: “What’s wrong?”
Customer: “I think people should be wearing masks in the water.”
I laugh, thinking it’s a joke.
Customer: “I’m serious. I think you should be requiring masks in the water.”
Me: “Ma’am, I’m going to be honest with you. We don’t really want to waterboard our patrons. It would be a health hazard.”
Customer: “Well, I’m going to complain until something changes!”
Me: “Okay, have a nice day.”
I’m still baffled to this day and no one else has ever complained.
Question of the Week
What’s the kindest act you’ve ever experienced?