We’re Not Buds
Customer: “Gah! Why am I drinking this? Why did I order Bud Light? I hate Bud Light! Will you get rid of this and get me a Busch Light instead?”
Me: “Sure.”
(I take her half full bottle of Bud Light and dump it out and get her a Busch Light.)
Customer: “GAH! WHY DID YOU DO THAT?”
Me: “You asked me to get you a Busch Light.”
Customer: “No! You dumped out the Bud Light!”
Me: “You said you didn’t want it.”
Customer: “But you didn’t have to dump it out!”
Me: “What else am I supposed to do with it?”
Customer: “But that’s wasting it!”
Me: “BUT YOU DIDN’T WANT IT! What else was I supposed to do with it?”
Customer: “Well, YOU could’ve drank it! Why didn’t YOU drink it?”
Me: “I think you need to leave.”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.
