We’re In Flori-duh!

Telemarketer: “We’re calling to make sure that you’re receiving the best value for your money.”

Me: “Thanks, but someone already called last week. We put our Internet service on hold until we return from Florida in the spring, and we don’t have cable TV. So, I don’t want you to waste your time.”

Telemarketer: “Uh, okay, well, who is your cable provider?”

Me: “[Your Company] is our provider, but like I said, we don’t have cable TV. We only have your Internet service, and that is on hold until spring.”

Telemarketer: “Well, we just want to make sure that you’re receiving the best value for your money—”

Me: “Yes, I know, but like I said, we’re in a whole ‘nother state; we’re not in our house so obviously we don’t want cable right now. Maybe in the future.”

Telemarketer: “How many TVs do you have in your home?”

Me: *sighing inwardly* “One.”

Telemarketer: “Is it high definition?”

Me: “Yes, but as I mentioned, we don’t want cable TV so you’re wasting your time.”

Telemarketer: “Uh, okay, well, we just want to make sure—”

Me: “Thanks, but no thanks. Goodbye!”