B And A For Some T And A
(My boyfriend and I are snuggling. He reaches over and starts grabbing my chest in a specific way.)
Boyfriend: “Up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A!”
Me: “…did you just enter the Konami code on my boobs?”
Boyfriend: “Yup!”
Me: “100 LIVES!”
Boyfriend: “YAY!”
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?