We’re All just Animals

(I am about 17 and I am VERY innocent. I have only JUST started going online about a month or so ago. I am talking to one of my friends online who is in college and he makes some kind of joke. I am eating dinner at the time and choke on my food. This is the conversation that followed:)

Me: “You made me choke on my chicken!”

Friend: “You were choking the chicken?”

Me: “Huh?”

Friend: “You know… Spanking the monkey!”

Me: “What?”

Friend: “Tugging the elephant’s trunk!”

Me: “Why are you hurting all of these animals?!”