Went To The Wrong Joint
(In the state of California in 2010, it is legal to sell water pipes, hookahs, bubblers, all ‘for tobacco use only.’ We also cannot sell anything if a customer even hints at using marijuana.)
Customer: *showing his ID* “Wow, you guys are strict, huh?”
Me: “We have to check the IDs of everyone who comes in here. It’s store policy.”
Customer: “You’re being careful, huh?”
Me: “I have to be, because the laws are so strict. It’s very delicate. If someone says just one wrong word, I have to ask them to leave the store.”
Customer: “So, how much is that bong there?”
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