Well, We Didn’t Want You, Either

(A customer orders.)

Coworker: “So, that was a medium double-double and a medium iced coffee?”

Customer: “Yep.”

Coworker: “A medium double-double and an iced coffee come to [total]. Is that everything?”

Customer: “Yep.”

Coworker: “All right, we’ll have that at the window for you.”

Me: *at the window* “Hi! One medium coffee and one medium iced coffee?”

Customer: “Mmhm.”

Me: “All right, that will be [total].”

(The customer pays. I go to hand them their iced coffee.)

Customer: “Oh, that wasn’t what I ordered.”