Well, They Asked!
My phone rings.
Caller: “Hello, is this [My Name]?”
Me: “Yes.”
Caller: “This is [Caller] from [Vacation Package Company]. How are you doing today?”
Me: “Terrible. I just rehomed my cat and my newborn is in the hospital awaiting surgery. Thanks for calling.”
Caller: “…”
Me: *Click*
I only answered because I thought it might be the hospital.