Well, The First Step Is Admitting It…
Me: “Did you finish all the vanilla ice cream?”
Boyfriend: “Yes.”
Me: “The whole gallon?”
Boyfriend: “We didn’t get any last trip to the store.”
Me: “You have an ice cream problem.”
Boyfriend: “No, you have an ice cream problem.”
Me: “Huh?”
Boyfriend: “You have an ice cream problem. I am the ice cream problem!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?