Well, That’s Nap Time Cancelled…

I’m driving to pick up my toddler from my sister’s house. She’s been babysitting him all afternoon while I have been running errands. I call her while I’m driving back.

Me: “Hey, [Sister], just to let you know, I’m all done, so I’m driving back to yours now. Should be there in about half an hour.”

Sister: “Oh! Oh… wow… that’s earlier than I was expecting.”

Me: “Yeah, the errands didn’t take as long as I thought.”

Sister: “Uhm… okay…”

Me: “Why do you sound weird?”

Sister: “Okay, don’t be mad.”

Me: “…what happened?”

Sister: “Well, the good news is I got to him before he finished the second half of the Red Bull…”

When I got there, my almost-three-year-old was doing laps in the yard between drinking water to dilute the caffeine. He was fine, but my sister decided to keep the energy drinks separate from the soda cans from now on…