Well, That’s A Whole New Ball Game
(I work at a popular drug store. I answer the phone one evening.)
Me: “Thank you for calling [Store]. How may I help you?”
Customer: “Do y’all sell ball deodorant?”
Me: “Oh! You mean the roll-on kind?”
Customer: “No! Deodorant for your balls.”
Me: “Um… No, ma’am. We don’t.”
Customer: “This is bulls***!”
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?
