Well That Joke Died
(I’m waiting in line at a checkout. I’m not at work, but I’m wearing a black suit and black tie. When I get to the checkout, the cashier shouts out at me.)
Cashier: “IT DOESN’T COST ANYTHING TO SMILE YOU KNOW!”
(Everyone in the store looks at me.)
Cashier: “IT COULD BE WORSE! WHY ARE YOU MOPING AROUND LIKE SOMEONE’S DIED?”
Me: “Because I’ve just come from the funeral of one of my best friends. You were saying it could be worse?”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.