Well, Snap!
(I teach a preschool class with four-year-olds. On the way in from the playground, one girl is excited to talk about her sister.)
Girl: “Miss, guess what? My sister knows how to snap. She showed me.”
Me: “Wow, that’s so cool.”
Boy: “Oh, yeah? Well, my sister knows how to Snapchat!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?