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We’ll Remember You Fondly For Your Dedication

, , , , , | Right | October 5, 2024

I get a message from a client on Monday.

Client: “Hey. I’m opening a new restaurant on Thursday, and I need you to make an eight-page menu in time for opening.”

Me: *Internally* “Hmm. That’s a one-and-a-half-day turnaround if he wants it sent to the printer in time for opening. If I work like crazy, I think I can pull it off.”

Client: “Also, I expect you to be at work all day because we’re short of staff at the moment.”

Me: “Please ready my funeral; I’ll be dead by Thursday.”

Twist: the client is my dad.