We’ll Remember You Fondly For Your Dedication
Clients From Hell, Graphic Design, Impossible Demands, Parents/Guardians, Restaurant, Time | Right
| October 5, 2024
I get a message from a client on Monday.
Client: “Hey. I’m opening a new restaurant on Thursday, and I need you to make an eight-page menu in time for opening.”
Me: *Internally* “Hmm. That’s a one-and-a-half-day turnaround if he wants it sent to the printer in time for opening. If I work like crazy, I think I can pull it off.”
Client: “Also, I expect you to be at work all day because we’re short of staff at the moment.”
Me: “Please ready my funeral; I’ll be dead by Thursday.”
Twist: the client is my dad.






