We’ll Make You As Right As Rain
(It’s a Friday night after the evening rush. It’s pouring rain, and generally people are more irritable if they have to be in the rain after a long day at work. Such is the case with this customer.)
Customer: *walks in* “Evenin’.”
Me: “Hi, welcome to [Shop Name]. Did you already have an order with us?”
Customer: “No. Do you have a menu I can look at?”
Me: “Yes, I have one right here.”
(I hand her a take-home menu, but there is a large board menu above me that’s pretty obvious.)
Customer: “Oh, I guess I could’ve just looked up there, huh.”
Me: “Yes, ma’am.”
Customer: *frowning* “Agreeing with me makes you sound like you’re making fun of me.”
Me: “I would never. I value your service with us.”
Customer: “As you should.”
(Fifteen minutes later…)
Customer: “Is my pizza done yet?”
Me: “It should be done any second now.”
Customer: “Why does it take so long? I could’ve just gone to [Competitor] and been home with a pizza by now.”
Me: “Well, we cook everything to order to ensure your food is always fresh.”
Customer: “Well, you haven’t done anything except fold pizza boxes. I could’ve done that for you, and you could’ve gone to make my pizza and have it to me quicker.”
Me: “There’s already a staff on the food line right now. Adding me back there wouldn’t help at all.”
(She picks up an unfolded pizza box and examines it.)
Customer: “Well, this is certainly too easy of a job. I could do it blindfolded!”
(The customer struggles with folding the box, and finally gets it folded after five minutes of toying with it. In that same time, I’ve already made a stack and am working on another set.)
Customer: “See? Too easy.”
Me: “Well, ma’am, let’s have us a challenge. I get an employee discount to use every week, and I haven’t used it yet. If you can fold an 18-set stack faster than me, I’ll add that discount to your order.”
Customer: “You’re on!”
(The customer’s food comes out. She finishes her stack, but long after I’ve completed mine. She picks up her food and begins walking to the door.)
Customer: “So much for my discount, but thank you for entertaining me. I had a pretty s***y day today, and you cheered me up, AND the rain has stopped. You’ve earned the shop a regular customer!”
Question of the Week
Tell us your story about a customer who couldn't understand the most simple concept.