We’ll Just Give Aquaman A Call And See What He Can Do…

, , , , | Right | July 11, 2019

(I’m a housekeeper at a local motel with beachfront rooms. One of the guests comes marching into the front office where I am working.)

Guest: “You need to do something about that smell in my room, right this minute!”

Me: “Ma’am, I’m terribly sorry that your room has an unusual smell. I’ll come up and take care of it right now. What kind of smell is it?”

Guest: “My room smells like the ocean! I can’t stand it!”

Me: *pause* “Ma’am, you rented a room in a motel that is just a few yards from the ocean. It’s part of the atmosphere of our motel.”

Guest: “It stinks! Turn the ocean off! Make it stop!”

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