Well, It’s The Sponge’s Day Off

(It’s my first time running drive-through. The floor manager and one or two other employees also have their headsets on.)

Me: “Welcome to [restaurant]. What can I get you?”

Customer: “I will have a chicken sandwich, and my grandson will have a Crabby Patty kids meal.”

(The floor manager’s jaw drops. The other employees burst out laughing.)

Me: *trying not to laugh* “Ma’am, we don’t have Crabby Patties. Those are off of a kids’ TV show.”

Customer: “Oh…well, do you have anything like it?”