Well, Isn’t She A Ray Of Sunshine?

On a trip to Maui, my wife and I made the drive to the top of Haleakala to watch the sun rise. As the sky gets lighter and lighter through the false dawn, a lady standing near us was grumbling about how the whole trip was a waste of time.

Eventually, the sun rise is imminent… we can all see that it’s about to appear on the horizon, and the grumbling lady says to her husband:

Lady: “See! I told you we wouldn’t see the sunrise! We’re too high up on top of this mountain! The sun is going to be below us!”