Well, At Least She’s Not Shoplifting?

My manager is helping me with a customer at my checkout lane when he gets a call on his radio.

Radio: “[Manager], we have a customer in Electronics who might need some… uh… attention?”

Manager: *On the radio while finishing up with the customer.* “What’s the issue?”

Radio: “She’s wearing a fishnet body suit with nothing over it.”

[Manager] and I share a look.

Radio: “…or under it.”

Manager: *Sighs.* “I’ll be right there.”

My manager heads over to Electronics, and I cash my customer out.

Customer: “Well, that should make some interesting store camera footage.”

Me: “At the end of the year, we have a party and play back the best hits from the footage from the previous year. We had to be stricter about the rules and only accept the craziest stuff because last year’s video ran almost two hours.”