Welcome To The Comfortable Phase

(Shortly after Valentine’s Day, my friend and I are visiting our boyfriends who happen to be roommates. Our boyfriends walk in together after sharing a ride home.)

Friend’s boyfriend: “Here, honey. Happy Valentine’s Day!”

(My friend’s boyfriend gallantly hands my friend a box of chocolates.)

My friend: *grins wildly at her boyfriend*

My boyfriend: “Hey. I picked us up some cheap chocolates.”

(My boyfriend tosses me the exact same box of chocolates my friend’s boyfriend handed her.)

My friend and her boyfriend: *awkward silence*