Welcome To The Comfortable Phase
(Shortly after Valentine’s Day, my friend and I are visiting our boyfriends who happen to be roommates. Our boyfriends walk in together after sharing a ride home.)
Friend’s boyfriend: “Here, honey. Happy Valentine’s Day!”
(My friend’s boyfriend gallantly hands my friend a box of chocolates.)
My friend: *grins wildly at her boyfriend*
My boyfriend: “Hey. I picked us up some cheap chocolates.”
(My boyfriend tosses me the exact same box of chocolates my friend’s boyfriend handed her.)
My friend and her boyfriend: *awkward silence*