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Due to the health crisis, our school is offering classes in virtual mode via Google Meet session.

During one class, I’ve inadvertently turned on the closed captions, where the computer converts my speech to text. Since I’m a math teacher, the words aren’t always accurate. At one point, after talking for about ten minutes, my throat is a little dry and I need to take a sip of water.

Me: “Excuse me, I have a frog in my throat.”

I turn to my water cup and take a sip. As I turn back, I see the interpretation of my last sentence as captions.

Computer: “Excuse me, I have a f*** in my throat.”

I don’t know what subject the computer thinks I’m teaching.