Welcome To Florid-Eh
(I am sitting at home, watching TV. My sister is chatting to her boyfriend online.)
Sister: “My boyfriend knows English quite well, considering he’s only lived in New Zealand for a year.”
Me: “Where’s he from?”
Sister: “Florida.”
Me: *pause* “Where do you think Florida is?”
Sister: “Ca…na…da?”
Question of the Week
What’s the kindest act you’ve ever experienced?