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Weekly Roundup: Conspiracy Theories!

, | Right | August 26, 2012

Conspiracy Theories! In this week’s roundup, we feature five stories of customers getting kooky over conspiracies!

  1. Pepperoni Pizza With A Side Of Pointless Paranoia (8,490 thumbs up)
    This frantic 911 caller begs to be delivered from evil… with a side of breadsticks, of course!
  2. His Groceries Have Just Been Terminated (2,750 thumbs up)
    Now hiring at the grocery store: managers, stockers, Skynet…
  3. We Can Thank Hollywood And “Hacker” Films For This (2,649 thumbs up)
    Tech Support: 1337 h@x0rz in ur carz, pwning ur batteriez!
  4. In CyberSpace, No One Can Hear You Scream (2,374 thumbs up)
    Tinfoil is a proven anti-alien deterrent, but only if you wrap the dog, too.
  5. Lost In Translation (2,585 thumbs up)
    Don’t translate this, because the government kills translators!

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