Weeding Out The Crazies

(I work in a store that sells lotions, body scrubs, etc. One of our best sellers is our line of hemp products.)

Customer: “So, what’s this stuff over here?”

Me: “This is all of our hemp products. A lot of customers who don’t like heavily-scented lotions tend to like this stuff a lot. It’s a fantastic moisturizer.”

Customer: *quietly* “It’s not real hemp though, is it?”

Me: “No, it is. All of our products contain natural ingredients.”

Customer: “Oh, No! I want absolutely NOTHING to do with this stuff!” *walks away*