Weeding Out The Bad Customers
Department Store | Right
| May 23, 2015
(I work in the kitchen department in a well known retail chain when a toothless young man who looks and smells like he hasn’t bathed in a while approaches me.)
Customer: “Excuse me; do you have anything electric that can grind… herbs?”
Me: “Sure, we have a basic herb chopper, but if you want to grind it fine you might need a coffee grinder.”
Customer: “I don’t want to lie to you…” *whispers* “It’s for weed.”
Me: “I figured.”
Customer: “”What do you use to grind your weed?”
(I don’t use the stuff.)
Me: “This coffee grinder here. It’s perfect for the job”
Customer: “Thanks. Please don’t tell the cops.”
Question of the Week
What is the most stupid reason a customer has asked to see your manager?
