We’d Say They Have Chocolate On The Brain But That Means They Have A Brain

Our place is both a coffee shop and ice cream parlor. A woman pulls into our drive-thru.

Customer: “Hi, can I get a chocolate shake?”

Me: “I’m sorry, ma’am, we are out of chocolate.”

I readjust my headset real quick, and she has already resumed talking. 

Customer: “…and can I get four chocolate shakes?”

Me: “Ma’am, we are out of chocolate.”

Customer: “Oh, okay. Then can I just get a couple of kids’ cones?”

Me: “What flavor?”

Customer: “What flavors do you have?”

I read out four ice creams and a sherbert.

Customer: “Okay, I’ll take chocolate.”

Hnnnnnng!