We’d Say, “Put A Lid On It,” But…

Customer: “Can I get a large drink?

Me: “We have large cups but not large lids. Would you like the large anyway?”

Customer: “Just stop being lazy and replace the large lids.”

I stand there for half a second, gathering my thoughts so I can explain again that we don’t have large lids at all — if we had them, they would definitely be out and available — but before I can say another word, she cuts me off.

Customer: “Don’t try to lie to me! I know they’re back there; just go get them… NOW!”

I just yell back to the kitchen to get a manager so he can tell her the same thing I did.

The woman starts flipping out.

Customer: “I just want my large f****** cup and lid! You’re all just doing whatever you can to piss me off!”

The manager comes up and cancels her order.

Manager: “You need to leave.”

Customer: *Storming off* “I will never be back! I’ve never been so disrespected!”

Blah, blah, blah, all the way out.