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We’d Love To Cut Your Lawn, But—

| Right | June 28, 2012

(I’m attempting to let a customer know via telephone that we want to treat their yard the next day.)

Me: “Hi this is—”

Customer: “What?”

Me: “Hi, this is—”

Customer: “What?”

Me: “Th—”

Customer: “What?”

Me: *quickly* “This is [lawn care company] calling.”

Customer: “Oh, yes.”

Me: “We’d like to put down an application tomorrow.”

Customer: “Does it need to be mowed first?”

Me: “No, it d—”

Customer: “What?”

Me: “No, it d—”

Customer: “What?”

Me: “N—”

Customer: “You’re cutting out.”

Me: “I—”

Customer: “WHY DO YOU KEEP CUTTING OUT?!”

Me: “Because you keep talking over me.”

Customer: “I do what?”

Me: “You keep t—”

Customer: “I do no such thing!”


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