Web Of Evil

I was shopping for a last-minute gift for my nephew in the toy section of a big box store. I found a realistic-looking animatronic black widow spider. I picked up the box and stood there muttering to myself.

Me: “So, how much do I really love her?”

I noticed an older lady looking funny at me.

Me: “I am trying to find a gift for my nephew. My sister-in-law is terrified of spiders. I am trying to figure out how much I truly love her.”

I sighed and put the spider back on the shelf.

Me: “She is too good of a sister-in-law to do that to her.”

The lady giggled. I found him a nice Lego set, instead.

Visiting relatives can be crazy without evil gifts! Check out these 10 Times Visiting Relatives Had Hilarious Results to see what we mean!