Weather And Heights Don’t Mix On The Heath Cliff

(I’m in line for the customer service desk when this takes place.)

Customer: “Hi, I’m looking for a copy of Wuthering Heights.”

Worker: “Okay.” *types on computer* “I do not see that book here.”

Customer: “Really? That’s weird…”

Me: “Excuse me? I think I know the book you’re looking for.”

(The worker had typed ‘weather and heights’ instead of ‘Wuthering Heights.’ I had to spell the title out for her.)