Weak-Minded Customers

, | Working | May 26, 2014

(We are at that point in the day where we’d prefer not to get customers, because we’re tired and don’t want to be interrupted while we do our pre-closing tasks. The manager on duty tells us something funny that had just happened.)

Manager: “There was a customer coming up to the door, and I just focused really hard and thought, ‘GET OUT. GET OUT. GET OUT,’ and he turned around and left!”

(We all start laughing.)

Me: “You telepathically made him leave!”

Manager: “Yeah! It was like a Jedi mind trick!”

Me: “‘This is not the [Restaurant] you’re looking for!'”

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