We Wouldn’t Take Your ID, Either
I’m in college. One of my classmates attracts the teacher’s attention.
Classmate #1: “Sir, could I leave five minutes early today? My bus leaves at [time] and I don’t want to miss it.”
Classmate #2: “There are four buses an hour. Just catch one of the other ones.”
Classmate #1: “Yes, but only that one is run by [Company]. If I catch one of the others, I might run into the driver I accidentally called a fat pie-munching b*****d yesterday.”
Classmate #3: “Oh, so you meant to say, ‘Twenty-five pence, please,’ and you accidentally said, ‘Ah, you fat pie-munching b*****d’?”
Classmate #1: “No, he wouldn’t accept my student ID and said it was fake, and eventually, I said, ‘You fat pie-munching b*****d!’ and stormed off.”
Everyone, including the teacher, simply fell silent and stared.
He didn’t get to leave early.
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
