We Will We Will Praise You

(I volunteer at a daycare. The daycare is very Christian, so we have a Christian radio station playing at all times. A song the teacher likes comes on. Note that it is a very slow “Praise the Lord and His angels”-type song.)

Teacher: “I like this song!”

Little Girl #1: “Me too! Mommy has it on all the time!”

Teacher: “What about you, [Little Girl #2]? Do you know this song?”

Little Girl #2: “No, but I know ‘We Will Rock You.'”

Teacher: “Um—”

Me: “Close enough.”