We Smurfs Stick Together
Manager: “And who was helping you today?”
Customer #1: *points to me* “That nice blue haired girl over there. I think it’s so fun that she has blue hair. Very unique.”
Manager: “We think it’s awesome. Have a good day!” *turns to next customer* “Hello! Who helped you out today?”
Customer #2: *points to me* “That heathen with the blue devil hair and no makeup on.”
Manager: “That’ll be $34.50. You have a nice day.”
Customer #2: *yells across store* “Thank you for the help, heathen!”
Every worker in the store: “YOU’RE WELCOME!”
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
