We Should Just Send All The Stupid People To An Island. Wait…

I work on a cruise ship, and it has a private island. I’m a lead ship-wide entertainment tech, so I run the team of techs that runs the shows that happen in venues around the ship.

One of our stops on the island was unfortunately a cold day. My team was actually asked this question three different times.

Guests: “Could you turn up the heat on the island?”

You know, the island which is controlled by Mother Nature. I did give my team credit for not saying the answer that was actually in their head.

Some guests aren’t the brightest. I’ve been asked if I sleep on the ship or if I go home at night.