We Really Hope These Are Not All The Same Customer

I have been working in hospitality for twelve years and have stumbled across many hilarious and terrible customers in my time. The best ones ask the stupid questions, though.

Customer #1: “What’s the difference between the cold Guinness and regular Guinness?” 

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Customer #2: “What’s in a Bailey’s Latte?”

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Customer #3: “I’d like to order a pizza, please.”

Me: “We don’t sell pizzas here.”

Customer #3: “You do!”

The customer points to the menu where it says, “Panini.”

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Customer #4: “Are there nuts in the pecan chocolate brownies?”

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Customer #5: “I’d like a chicken tequila masala!”