We No Longer Accept Checks Or Lines
A guy comes into the liquor store with his eyes rolling around in his head. He holds up a tiny bag of suspect white powder.
Customer: “I’ll trade you some coke for a fifth of [Whiskey].”
Me: “We can’t accept that trade, sir.”
Customer: “Why not?!”
Me: “We don’t have a slot in the cash drawer for cocaine.”
The customer nodded as if this was an agreeable reason and calmly left.
Question of the Week
What is the absolute most stupid thing you’ve heard a customer say?
