We No Longer Accept Checks Or Lines
A guy comes into the liquor store with his eyes rolling around in his head. He holds up a tiny bag of suspect white powder.
Customer: “I’ll trade you some coke for a fifth of [Whiskey].”
Me: “We can’t accept that trade, sir.”
Customer: “Why not?!”
Me: “We don’t have a slot in the cash drawer for cocaine.”
The customer nodded as if this was an agreeable reason and calmly left.
Question of the Week
Have you ever served a bad customer who got what they deserved?
