We Kind Of Hope This Literally Came Back To Bite Her

A lady came in looking to buy an Anole lizard from us. I pointed out to her a good starter cage size — 24 by 16 by 16 inches — and other essentials she would need.

Me: “You should know that Anoles don’t like being held, so if you want something you can hold, this is not the best choice.”

Customer: “I don’t have the money for that! I’ll just use this since it’s a small lizard.”

She grabbed a small cricket cage, maybe 5 by 6 by 12 inches.

I refused to sell her the lizard due to the cage size she was putting it in. She came back three days later and got the big cage and two lizards from my coworker. I had warned him she might be back, but he forgot about it.

Two weeks later, the woman returned the lizards in a cup.

Customer: “These lizards are boring, and they don’t like being held!”