We Hope The Managers Laughed Right In His Face

This guy kept calling in to tell worse-than-dad jokes and I always seemed to get him. The third time around, I kept trying to ask him about his account.

Guy: “You know what? I’m going to file a complaint against you for not having a sense of humor!”

Not that it made any difference. He only had my first name, and I did not give him my location — there were three people with my first name in my location, not to mention the possible hundreds across five call centers.