We Hope She Swore To “Never Come Back”
My father’s shop closed for a week because my father died suddenly. As I was trying to open the front door to my fully empty, shutters-down shop, a lady impatiently huffed behind me and stared at me.
Me: “Can I help you?”
Customer: “No! I’m waiting to go in!”
Me: “Well, we won’t be open for another hour and a half yet, madam.”
She kicked off.
Customer: “WHY NOT?! IS MY DAUGHTER’S BANGLE BACK YET?! IT’S BEEN TWO WEEKS!”
Me: “Madam, we’ve been shut, unfortunately, so it won’t be ready just yet.”
Customer: “WHY?! HOW DARE YOU SHUT?! YOU’RE STEALING MY BANGLE! WHY ARE YOU CLOSED?!”
I completely lost my cool in the middle of the street.
Me: “MY FATHER DIED FIVE DAYS AGO!”
The worst thing was that she just said:
Customer: “So?”
Customers are crazy.
Question of the Week
Tell us about the rudest customer you’ve ever met.