We Hope His Fries Are Ice Cold

A man and his wife approached my register, and the man mumbled his order.

Me: “I’m sorry, could you speak up?”

Man: *Screaming* “IS THIS LOUD ENOUGH FOR YOU?”

Then, turned to his wife.

Man: “What the h*** is wrong with this idiot? Is he brain damaged or just r******d?”

He then pushed his wife over to the next register and asked the employee there:

Man: “Can we order here, please? Thanks. You need to make your special-ed employees wear badges warning customers that they need special handling. Anyway, I’ll take a…”

It was the only time I seriously debated between keeping my job or losing it after yanking a customer over the counter and beating him to a pulp!